Memo to oneself...

Never, ever, go for a pee immediately after applying Deep Heat to one's knees.

I never gave it a thought, needed a pee badly, so to the loo I went. Did what was needed, put things away...and then wondered why things were getting hot in the "gentleman's area"...

Five minutes later and my poor little "man pencil" resembled the Beachy Head lighthouse with red finger shaped stripes around it, and it was hot like a fresh cooked sausage...it took ages to return to normal.

So...gentlemen, I urge you to read, learn and remember.

Never mind at least it can only be a small burn !!!!!!!

Shurrup you...

I'm not sure I want to know all this.

I suppose the same thing applies when chopping chillies!

(Delia and Nigella suggest that you don't rub your eyes.)

David

if you'd touched it with chillies and you could wipe your eyes with it after you need to be in a circus mate

Don't even go there, mate!