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*HOPING FOR A BETTER 2021 AND MORE OF THESE EXCELLENT FREE EVENTS ALL AROUND THE COUNTRY!

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CANCELLED because of coronavirus. Papplewick Pumping Station, Nottingham, Sunday 12th & Monday 13th April
CANCELLED because of coronavirus. Bournville Sub Day, Sunday 10th May 2020

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(CANCELLED) Submarine, Boating & Sailing Weekend, Norwich MBC, Weekend of 25,26th July

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Model Boat Convention, Haydock Park (Cancelled this year)

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CANCELLED. Bournville Sub Day, Sunday 13th September

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(CANCELLED) Club Submarine Regatta, Furness MBC, Barrow in Furness, Sunday 20th Sept 2020

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    Post  Tom(ADMIN) on Fri Jul 05, 2013 8:05 pm

    Never, ever, go for a pee immediately after applying Deep Heat to one's knees.

    I never gave it a thought, needed a pee badly, so to the loo I went. Did what was needed, put things away...and then wondered why things were getting hot in the "gentleman's area"...

    Five minutes later and my poor little "man pencil" resembled the Beachy Head lighthouse with red finger shaped stripes around it, and it was hot like a fresh cooked sausage...it took ages to return to normal.

    So...gentlemen, I urge you to read, learn and remember.
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    Post  nigele(ADMIN)2 on Fri Jul 05, 2013 10:04 pm

    Never mind at least it can only be a small burn !!!!!!!
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    Post  david f on Sat Jul 06, 2013 10:45 am

    I'm not sure I want to know all this.

    I suppose the same thing applies when chopping chillies!

    (Delia and Nigella suggest that you don't rub your eyes.)

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    Post  Tom(ADMIN) on Sat Jul 06, 2013 11:12 am

    Can you imagine the pain if it had have been chiilies? The mind doth boggle...
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    Post  tattooed on Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:09 pm

    if you'd touched it with chillies and you could wipe your eyes with it after you need to be in a circus mate
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    Post  Tom(ADMIN) on Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:24 pm

    Don't even go there, mate!
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