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    Memo to oneself...

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    Tom(ADMIN)
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    Memo to oneself...

    Post  Tom(ADMIN) on Fri Jul 05, 2013 8:05 pm

    Never, ever, go for a pee immediately after applying Deep Heat to one's knees.

    I never gave it a thought, needed a pee badly, so to the loo I went. Did what was needed, put things away...and then wondered why things were getting hot in the "gentleman's area"...

    Five minutes later and my poor little "man pencil" resembled the Beachy Head lighthouse with red finger shaped stripes around it, and it was hot like a fresh cooked sausage...it took ages to return to normal.

    So...gentlemen, I urge you to read, learn and remember.
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    Re: Memo to oneself...

    Post  nigele(ADMIN)2 on Fri Jul 05, 2013 10:04 pm

    Never mind at least it can only be a small burn !!!!!!!

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    Re: Memo to oneself...

    Post  Tom(ADMIN) on Fri Jul 05, 2013 10:11 pm

    Shurrup you...
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    Re: Memo to oneself...

    Post  david f on Sat Jul 06, 2013 10:45 am

    I'm not sure I want to know all this.

    I suppose the same thing applies when chopping chillies!

    (Delia and Nigella suggest that you don't rub your eyes.)

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    Re: Memo to oneself...

    Post  Tom(ADMIN) on Sat Jul 06, 2013 11:12 am

    Can you imagine the pain if it had have been chiilies? The mind doth boggle...
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    Re: Memo to oneself...

    Post  tattooed on Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:09 pm

    if you'd touched it with chillies and you could wipe your eyes with it after you need to be in a circus mate

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    Re: Memo to oneself...

    Post  Tom(ADMIN) on Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:24 pm

    Don't even go there, mate!

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